I consider myself a lucky gal. When I go shopping, I always find something amazing, on sale, in my size. My FriskyScopes are always freakishly dead on, and Kiki sends …

A presidential election, would not be an election really without absurd internet memes because that’s where we are currently as a society. It is at once insane and beautiful. Following …

“There’s a whole list of things I would probably change about myself. For example, I’m always trying to lose fifteen pounds. But I never need to be skinny. I don’t want to …

Hi there, American Apparel. I was prepared to defend your bush mannequin and I was responding really positively, as Tim Gunn would say, to your 62-year-old lingerie model. But then you …

I thought she got those chompers replaced with something more modestly sized? [New York City, 11/16/08] Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia

Of course J&D Foods, the company responsible for baconlube and bacon shaving cream, have made bacon condoms. Not only do they smell and taste like pork, when you put them …