Everyone Should Have A ‘Fuck-Off’ Fund For Anything Life Sends Your Way
Over at The Billfold, writer Paulette Perhach introduces the concept of a “fuck off fund” — a fun and ultimately more rewarding way of referring to …
Swirly Pasta Fork: Lazy Eaters Rejoice!
Do you love spaghetti but find twirling it makes you sleepy? Well never fear, you can now burn even fewer calories while you eat massive amounts …
Introducing Bigfoot Erotica
Let me just preface this by saying that if you get off on dinosaur erotica like, Ravished By The Triceratops, we’re not judging. Someone must be …
The Side Effects Of My First IUD
I went off birth control and got a ParaGard IUD. Now I’m horny, like, all the time. When I wake up next to my boyfriend, forget …
Mark Hamill Thinks Luke Skywalker Might Be Gay, Too
We already knew that John Boyega thinks that Star Wars: The Force Awakens’ Poe and Finn might just be gay after all, and J.J. Abrams said …
Furry Named “Bubblegum Husky” Arrested For Having Sex With A Cat
There are no words. Ryan Havens Tannenholz, of Boise, Idaho, likes dressing up as a dog, and has a furry alter ego named Bubblegum Husky, which …
Lil Mama Advocates For Safe Sex & Breakfast Meat In Her Certified Jam, “Sausage”
Here is Lil Mama, everyone’s favorite lip gloss enthusiast and “America’s Best Dance Crew” judge, slinging breakfast meat and safe sex in her latest video for the …
Booze Bra Turns Boobs Into Big Jugs
Let your cup runneth over with the new Wine Rack Bra! The latest development in portable flasks has finally rationalized why boobs are called jugs. The …
Find Out Which Rock Stars Suck In Bed And Which Ones Are Hung Like Horses (According To Some Anonymous Groupies On Reddit)
Fun Reddit threat alert! Redditor Bhighkin put a call out to the former groupies of Reddit to share their NSFW sexcapdes with rock stars. What ensued …
Emmy Rossum Wears A “Vag Pad” For Sex Scenes On “Shameless”
When Emmy Rossum sat down on her talk show couch, Chelsea Handler pressed her for all the deets on doing sex scenes for her new show, …
