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If a hood is good enough for Batman, it’s good enough for my penis. Uncircumcised joints look gross, …

It has recently come to my attention that there are ladies out there who think that their man …

When I’m ill, I drink whiskey. More specifically, a hot toddy, otherwise known as “Irish Nyquil.” My beloved …

That first kiss is a cupcake-shaped grenade that explodes into springtime rain. As a man, it’s more important …

I am canceling dating. That’s right. The public negotiation for sex, commitment, and marriage between two strangers that …

Everything I ever needed to know about dating, I learned selling comedy tickets on the streets of New …

Ladies, let your pubic hair grow. Allow it to run riot like a wild, verdant jungle. Shave not …

Men should buy women flowers. They are colorful. They smell nice. And without them, flora would never get …

To many women, looking stylish is a total obsession. And I don’t think you dress to kill to …