All of the terms for masturbating are male oriented. Fapping describes the sound of one lone hand beating against a sad erection. Beating the meat, choking the chicken, beating off, …

Step 1: Lay down on the examination/surgical table, swallowing your immense fear. Step 2: Pour fear sweat so excessively that you leave a butt- and leg-shaped sweat stain, complete with …

Power couple Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt separated in 2016. However, Oscar-winning actress is not keen on thinking of her ex with someone else, even if she is just his …

I am not young at heart. I’m pretty sure I’m old at heart. I’m pretty sure that, deep within me, there’s a crotchety but lovable 84-year-old woman trying to nudge …

Do you know those people who move into a new house or apartment, and seem perfectly happy to live out of boxes for, like, ever? Yeah, I’m not one of …

As I’ve mentioned before, I’m a slob. Cleaning is one of my least favorite activities in the world, and I get the urge to tidy up about as often as …