Tag: Funny

This Ferret Takes Out The Trash More Than My Roommate

If you were a fan of Pizza Rat, allow me to introduce you to our new friend,  Trash Ferret.  Although ferrets generally have a reputation for being quite stinky, this one ferret is challenging our previous perceptions by helping its owners out with some spring cleaning. People of the internet, myself included, are obsessed with with the […]

27 Superior Ways To Be A Modern Man

In this modern, connected world, the modern man can feel anchorless. The integrity of his experience can often resemble a shifting, unreadable mosaic of brands, blood rituals, and avuncular listicles. That’s how the New York Times recently attempted to describe the dimensions of the modern man—failing, however, to consider his omnidimensional interests. Here, then, are the 27 definitive ways […]

Moments You’ll Totally Connect to If You’re an Anxious Dater

Let’s face it, we’re all a little anxious sometimes. Then again, some of us are a little more unbalanced than others—especially when it comes to dating someone new. If you’re one of those girls who loses it when a new boo comes into your life, this will speak to you… 1. When you’ve had a first date […]

30 Regrets We Can All Relate To

This morning, I was telling Sophie about the time my father kept throwing “the shocker” in family photos after his “friends” from work lied and told him it meant ‘I’m badass.’ Now, we have a pile of photos from a reunion barbecue that need to be incinerated before they make their way to the internet. […]