We’ve been thinking about accidental insemination a lot lately because of this whole Sarah Palin/Bristol Palin/Levi Johnston situation. Honestly, we feel for Bristol and Levi because their little mistake is everyone in America’s business now, but they’re not the first couple to deal with an unplanned pregnancy. Here are five songs about the situation… 1. […]
“No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child. To be judged on or to be talked about on […]
Can’t a girl lie around in a bikini without getting hit with boob job rumors? Liz Hurley took to her Twitter page this week to deny she’s gone under the knife. “I read that I’ve just had breast implants,” she tweeted. “Happy to report (I’m) still au naturel but I do wear exceptionally cut bikinis.” […]
Sarah Palin may never get to be Vice-President (we hope), but it looks like she will at least get to judge the American public…on TV. Following news back in March that Palin would be starring in her own courtroom show, her production company has registered the program Palin Rules for an as-yet-unconfirmed premiere date. Palin Rules will be produced by court […]
Sarah Palin has moved on from being simply a climate-change denier to an apparent expert on all matters scientific. At a recent press event for her new film Climate Hustle, she reportedly trashed beloved children’s television host Bill Nye the Science Guy (why??). “Bill Nye is as much as scientist as I am,” she said. “He’s a kids’ show actor; he’s […]
Well, this has to be a metaphor for something, doesn’t it? Earlier today, Sarah Palin caused a bit of a kerfuffle on her Facebook page by posting a picture of her son Trig standing on the family dog … like it was a good thing. Seriously. This is what she wrote for the caption: Happy New Year! May 2015 […]
Word leaked earlier that Larry Flynt’s Hustler Video is making an X-rated movie inspired by Republican Vice President nominee Sarah Palin. Now, TheFrisky.com has the exclusive details of the Sarah Palin Hustler video! Find out all the juicy details after the jump. The title of the pornographic homage to the governor of Alaska is “Nailin’ […]
Considering how obsessed the nation is with Republican vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin, it was only a matter of time before someone created a love doll in her likeness. After the jump, all the details on what may be America’s first political sex doll.Created by adult product purveyors Topco, the Sarah Palin blowup doll is […]
