“No, I have not had implants. A report like that is about as real and truthful as reports that [my husband] Todd and I are divorcing or that I bought a place in the Hamptons or that [my son] Trigg is not my own child. To be judged on or to be talked about on appearance — say chest size — it makes me wear layers, it makes me have to waste time figuring out what am I going to wear so that nobody will look at an area that I don’t need them to look at. I want them to hear what it is that I’m saying. It just ends up wasting time and that’s very, very unfortunate. I think some of those folks, too, they need to perhaps grab a shovel, go down to the Gulf, volunteer to help, clean up and save a whale or something.”

— Sarah Palin on rumors that she’s had a boob job. You know, I hate to say it, but girlfriend’s got a point … though I find it hard to believe the Caribou Barbie’s really spending that much time thinking of how to dress and present herself in a way that makes people pay more attention to what she’s saying than what she looks like. [via Us Weekly]