God bless Etsy, the corner of the internet where anything you dream can be made manifest and shipped to your door. When I read about Elana Alexander, the artist who turned her catcalls into cross-stitches, the first thing I thought was, “Damn, it’s been a while since I’ve looked into cross stitches on Etsy.”
Funny cross stitches are not the domain of ironic misandry alone: Anything that doesn’t seem like something your grandma would say has probably gone on a cross stitch on Etsy. Check out these 11 Etsy cross-stitches for some cognitive dissonance-inducing home decor.
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Bacterial Vaginosis by Alicia Watkins
Source: Etsy
Adventure Time
Source: Etsy
Cunt by stephXstitch
Source: Etsy
Tampon by Michelle Gauthier Art
Source: Pinterest
Eat A Bag of Dicks by Analprobehearts
Source: Etsy
Pulp Fiction Jules
Source: Etsy
FUCK by Modern Grandma
Source: Pinterest
Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Rights by Plastic Little Covers
Source: Reddit
Jesse Pinkman
Source: Etsy
PTAF
Source: Pinterest
Vulva by Michelle Gauthier Art
Source: Pinterest
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