11 Cross Stitches From Etsy That You Need In Your Home Right This Very Minute

God bless Etsy, the corner of the internet where anything you dream can be made manifest and shipped to your door. When I read about Elana Alexander, the artist who turned her catcalls into cross-stitches, the first thing I thought was, “Damn, it’s been a while since I’ve looked into cross stitches on Etsy.”

Funny cross stitches are not the domain of ironic misandry alone: Anything that doesn’t seem like something your grandma would say has probably gone on a cross stitch on Etsy. Check out these 11 Etsy cross-stitches for some cognitive dissonance-inducing home decor.

Bacterial Vaginosis by Alicia Watkins

Source: Etsy

Adventure Time

Source: Etsy

Cunt by stephXstitch

Source: Etsy

Tampon by Michelle Gauthier Art

Source: Pinterest

Eat A Bag of Dicks by Analprobehearts

Source: Etsy

Pulp Fiction Jules

Source: Etsy

FUCK by Modern Grandma

Source: Pinterest

Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Rights by Plastic Little Covers

Source: Reddit

Jesse Pinkman

Source: Etsy

PTAF

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Vulva by Michelle Gauthier Art

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Original by: Rebecca Vipond Brink