God bless Etsy, the corner of the internet where anything you dream can be made manifest and shipped to your door. When I read about Elana Alexander, the artist who turned her catcalls into cross-stitches, the first thing I thought was, “Damn, it’s been a while since I’ve looked into cross stitches on Etsy.”
Funny cross stitches are not the domain of ironic misandry alone: Anything that doesn’t seem like something your grandma would say has probably gone on a cross stitch on Etsy. Check out these 11 Etsy cross-stitches for some cognitive dissonance-inducing home decor.
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Bacterial Vaginosis by Alicia Watkins
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/bacterial-730x460.png)
Source: Etsy
Adventure Time
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/adventur-time-730x730.jpg)
Source: Etsy
Cunt by stephXstitch
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/cunt-730x548.jpg)
Source: Etsy
Tampon by Michelle Gauthier Art
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/tampon-730x457.png)
Source: Pinterest
Eat A Bag of Dicks by Analprobehearts
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/eat-a-bag-730x481.png)
Source: Etsy
Pulp Fiction Jules
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/pulp-fiction-730x450.png)
Source: Etsy
FUCK by Modern Grandma
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/fuck-off-1-730x396.png)
Source: Pinterest
Girls Just Wanna Have Fundamental Rights by Plastic Little Covers
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/girls-just-wanna-730x447.png)
Source: Reddit
Jesse Pinkman
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/jesse-pinkman-730x730.jpg)
Source: Etsy
PTAF
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/ptaf-730x584.jpg)
Source: Pinterest
Vulva by Michelle Gauthier Art
![](https://thefrisky.com/wp-content/uploads/2019/04/vulva-730x399.jpg)
Source: Pinterest
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