This year, why not ditch the sexy ninja costume and go topless? Not naked, silly — you might get arrested. I mean, get creative and transform your boobs into Halloween buppets. Buppeteer and Boobsmith Heidi Leigh is the master of making tits into people … and other things. Like, scary clowns. Truly, she has a gift. Click through to see some of the breast Halloween costume ideas ever, courtesy of Heidi’s website, Tits Thinks It’s People. Warning: you might see some nipple in the process. [TitThinksItsPeople]
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Carrie
Breasts mama, they’re called breasts, and every woman has them.
A Dude
 Seriously subversive.
Britney Spears
It’s Titney, bitch!
Captain Picard
 Finally, a tit costume you can really engage with.
Bride Of Frankenstein
Just scary enough to make nipple hairs stand on end.
Mary Poppins
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Um, this is supercalifragiltisticexpialidocious.
Hannibal Lecter
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Doubles as a breastfeeding guard in the off-season.
Warrior Princess
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What a pretty titty!
Creepy Masked Thing
Pretty much a guarantee that you won’t be felt up on October 31st.
Flower
This makes getting to second base so much more romantic.
Freddy Krueger
Come to Titty…
Garfield
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Nobody tell Jon Arbuckle about this.
Original by Ami Angelowicz
