13 Totally Non-Sexy Things Turned Into “Sexy” Halloween Costumes

by Lana Vrzic October 29, 2018

October 31 is just around the corner, so I’ve begun looking for the perfect Halloween costume to trump last year’s “Sexy French Fries.” While browsing Yandy.com— which basically has every scandalous costume known to man— I found a ton of totally non-sexy characters and things that have been sexed up and, for some reason, turned into Halloween costumes. I’m all for slutty animals and sexy storybook characters, but the line needs to be drawn somewhere. Probably here.

Contents

Sexy Bloody Mental Ward Patient

Sexy Yoda

Sexy Corn

Sexy Buzz Lightyear

Sexy Chinese Take Out Container

Sexy Minion

Sexy Mr. Peanut

Sexy Sea Turtle

Sexy Storm Trooper

Sexy Lobster

Sexy Voodoo Doll

Sexy Yin Yang

Sexy Jellyfish

Original by Katie Oldenburg

Lana Vrzic

Lana is a dedicated writer and Editor in Chief of TheFrisky, who has been with us from the beginning. Her diverse range of interests, from technology and business to health and wellness, allows her to bring a fresh perspective to each topic she covers.

Cat Hamster Wheels Are A Thing Now

© 2023 - All Right Reserved.

TheFrisky.com is a participant in the Amazon Services LLC Associates Program, an affiliate advertising program designed to provide a means for sites to earn advertising fees by advertising and linking to Amazon.com. Amazon, the Amazon logo, AmazonSupply, and the AmazonSupply logo are trademarks of Amazon.com, Inc. or its affiliates.

We at TheFrisky participate in various affiliate marketing programs, which means we may earn commissions on products or services that we recommend or promote through our website. When you click on a link to purchase a product or service that we have recommended or promoted, we may earn a commission from the sale. This commission helps us maintain and improve our website and provide you with valuable information and resources.