You might look to the girl who’s been by your side since the 5th grade and say, “that’s my bestie.” But you’re living a lie.
Your real BFF, ride or die, down-for-anything pal you never knew you had is your vagina. Yep, your vagina. She’s been down (no pun intended) for you since you came into this world. She’s been through soiled diapers to frou frou body washes and bad sexual encounters.