Having a “tramp stamp” doesn’t make you a tramp at all, it makes you a person who made a bad decision at some point in your high school/college years. (Not to imply all lower back tattoos are bad decisions. Just, um, a lot of them.) I should know. I have one. My Chinese symbol for the word “Angel” was acquired two months before my 18th birthday at a hole-in-the-wall tat shop on Bleeker Street. I was a Freshman at NYU and I mostly got the regrettable tattoo because I was pumped that they didn’t card me. I know, really solid reason to get inked for life. Nowadays, my stamp makes me cringe, but at least it’s well hidden … most of the time.
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1. Ben Affleck
Ben Affleck probably feels similarly sheepish after he accidentally revealed his tramp stamp while getting his daughter out of the car. It’s a dolphin, which he got to cover up the name of a high school girlfriend. Geez, I don’t know which is more embarrassing. I feel for him. Click on through to see more celebs with tramp stamps. [NY Post]
2. Eva Longoria
She has a cross in her panties just a like a good religious girl should.
3. Britney Spears
Brit has a little fairy following her around at all times.
4. Drew Barrymore
Is that an angel peeking out of Drew’s undies or is she just happy to see us?
5. Brad Pitt
Leave it to Brad to have a tramp stamp with a cause. This abstract design is inspired by a map of the levees in New Orleans, which were destroyed by Hurricane Katrina.
6. Jessica Alba
Jessica’s behind is a nice little present all tied up with a bow.
7. Christina Aguilera
X-tina’s Hebrew tramp stamp translates roughly to “I am my beloved’s and my beloved is mine.”
8. Brandy Norwood
What’s behind Brandy? A lower back lotus.
9. Lindsay Lohan
Lilo is living “la bella vita.” That’s “the good life” in Italian. Maybe they consider going to jail “the good life” in Italy. Actually, probably not.
10. Brooke Hogan
Brooke’s back is seeking “redemption.” From what, we don’t know.
11. David Beckham
You really can’t blame Becks for having his son’s name stamped on his his back. You can’t blame his back either. So hot.
12. Kate Moss
I’ll bet those two little birds are happy to be flying over Kate’s panty line.
13. Kate Gosselin
Kate has the lower half of a tribal warrior after birthing all those kids and she has the stamp to prove it.
14. Khloe Kardashian
Khloe’s gone on record saying she hates her “Daddy” tattoo because of its “trampy” placement.
15. Lily Allen
There’s some wild life growing on Lily.
16. Julia Roberts
Awww. Julia got inked with her three kid’s names.
17. Mariah Carey
There’s a beautiful butterfly emerging from the cocoon of Mimi’s crack.
18. Anna Kournikova
The sun shines out of Anna’s ass.
Original by Ami Angelowicz
