18 “Hunger Games”-Inspired Pickup Lines

Wendy Stokesby:


“The Hunger Games” have officially begun in theaters! GAH! Let’s celebrate with some pickup lines from Panem…

1. Are you Katniss Everdeen? Cuz you got my District in an uprising.

2. Are you a post-apocalyptic teenage tribute? Cuz you look like you got survival skills.

3. Are you a Gamemaker? Cuz I feel like you’re in control of my fate.

4. I’m really into inter-District dating.

5. I’m sorry, I had to come over and get a better look at you — you really resemble a girl I once bludgeoned to death with a twig.

6. Girl, you ON FIRE.

7. I’d eat poison berries for you.

8. Girl, you look like you were created by Cinna himself.

9. Are you a tribute? Because you’vebeen running through my arena of death all day.

10. We could fall in love … or I could kill you.

11. Hey cutie, is that Cupid’s arrow in your bow, or — no? Wait! Don’t! Eughhhhhhhhhhhhh!

12. Hi, I’m Haymitch. How bout you buy me a drink?

13. Hey sweetie, are you even old enough to be in this place? You don’t look a day over 11.

14. You know, every revolutions starts with a flame–ing shot.

15. I don’t mean to be too forward, dude, but I want to have your baby boys — and name them after girls.

16. I’d love to see you again — can I get your smoke signal?

17. I know I should be murdering 12-year-olds while tending to my gaping flesh wound right now, but I had to stop by to tell you that you have absolutely beautiful eyes.

18. I really want to strike up a conversation, but my breath smells like blood.


This post was originally published on How About We’s blog The Date Report.

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