“Spectacular Sea Hats” as Buzzfeed calls them, would not be so spectacular should this man, say, want to woo a lady. Or get her in the sack. Let’s face it, a man who wears a jellyfish hat is a man who goes to bed lonely. Note to all dudes considering a Spectacular Sea Hat purchase: Take the plush octopus off your head. And while we’re at it, here are some more hats that will not earn a man any points with the ladies…
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Propeller Hat
Source: eBay
Fly far, far away from me, propeller hat man.
The Spirit Hood
Source: Pinterest
Paws off, dude.
The Hair Visor
Source: AliExpress.com
You’re better off with a bad toupee.
The Umbrella Hat
Source: Hawkin’s Bazaar
This hat is bound to keep any woman very, very dry.
Poop Hat
Source: Party City
Yes. That’s a pile of poop.
The Ponytail Cap
Source: RedCafe.net
There is truly no reason for a man to pretend to have long, flowing locks.
Cheetah Doo Rag
Source: Etsy
This will do nothing for your street cred.
The Hair Hat
Source: Improvised Life
A hat you can trim. Hmmmm.
I Love My Penis Hat
Source: Etsy
Good for you! GO AWAY!
The Beard Beanie
Source: Beardo
Don’t make me shave that hat off your face.
The TP Hat
Source: Gadget Review
He’s buddies with the guy who wears the poop hat.
Flower Pot Hat
Source: Heaven Costumes
You are supposed to give flowers, not wear them.
The Beer Hat
Source: aliexpress.com
You can’t drink your beers like a normal human.
Corn Hat
Source: Flickr
On the cob, yes. On the head, no.
Hot Dog Hat
Source: I Love Fancy Dress
What a wiener.
Boob Inspector
Source: Trade Me
Show up in that hat and you’re fired.
Penis Hat
Source: Ravelry
This hat arouses nothing but fear in me.
The Porcupine Hat
Source: Exquisite African Art
Nobody will be running her hands through his quills.
Original by: Ami Angelowicz
