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The foundation of any strong relationship is honesty. That’s why your partner should trust that the details you’re omitting are for their own good. Before you go ruining a good thing with the “truth,” here are some secrets you better keep from him.
- You think he put on weight.
- An ex-boyfriend bought you that necklace you always wear.
- He’s not your physical type.
- You read What Shamu Taught Me About Life, Love, and Marriage: Lessons For People From Animals And Their Trainers and have been applying its teachings ever since.
- You hate his favorite T-shirt.
- What his face looks like when he orgasms.
- How much money those new shoes really cost.
- Your parents/shrink/friends/kids/coworkers don’t like him.
- You don’t floss.
- Your exes were a lot hotter.
- You just puked a little in your mouth.
- That he reminds you of your mom/dad/sibling.
- How much you weigh.
- That you cheated on an ex.
- You thought you were pregnant, but you weren’t.
- How long it’s been since you last pooped.
- You think he’s effeminate.
- That you love him, if he hasn’t already said those three words first.
- This bra is padded.
Original by Simcha Whitehill