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Marie Claire recently listed “10 things never to share with a bestie,” from “the sex dream you had about her boyfriend” to “your overbooked colorist’s number,” and while the list is funny — and pretty wise — it leaves out a few crucial items. After the jump, check out 13 more things you should never share with your best friend.
- Your real opinion of her terrible haircut.
- Your boyfriend’s secret sexual fantasies.
- How big (or small) his pecker is.
- A business together.
- Your mascara.
- The ending of a movie she hasn’t seen yet.
- Herpes.
- A crush on a guy either of you has a real chance of dating.
- Your sexual attraction to her (unless you’re nearly positive it might be reciprocated).
- Bikini bottoms.
- How, when you house-sat for her the last time she went out of town, you and your boyfriend had sex in her bed.
- Booty calls.
- A mutual love of John Mayer.
Original by Wendy Atterberry