Ah, men. So endearing. So easily confused. We know we women aren’t the easiest people in the world to figure out, and it’s all too easy for a guy to open his mouth and say something that’s an instant dealbreaker. Whether the subject is sex, weight, or love, here are a few lines that should send you ladies running for the hills if you hear them from your dude. Feel free to add yours in the comments!
1. “What did you say your name was again?
2. “Well, I was in love with you. Now I’m not so sure.”
3. “Did I ever tell you that I didn’t actually go to Harvard?”
4. “I can’t feel anything.”
5. “Come to think of it, those jeans do make you look fat.”
6. “I forgot my wallet.”
7. “I don’t have a condom, but I have sex all the time without a condom, and I’ve never gotten anyone pregnant.”
8. “I do not smell like a strip club!”
9. “Without you, I am a spineless loser.”
10. “I cry a lot.”
Original by Susannah Breslin