This post is not meant to be ironic or satirical in any way. It is 100 percent genuine. We’ve been saving up a ton of nagging questions ever since we first found out about that secret treasure chest you’ve got stored between your thighs. In the past, we’ve been too shy to ask, but today’s the day we finally break our ballsack silence. We’re tired of wondering why your balls laugh when you do or if you’re being overly dramatic when we accidentally elbow your nuts. Here are all the things we want to know about your ballsacks…
1. Why does your ballsack move when you laugh?
2. What’s up with the dominant ball? Do all men have one ball that kind of takes the lead and one that is smaller/more submissive?
3. How come some guy’s balls sag super low and others are up high and tight?
4. Do you follow any preventative measures to combat premature sagging?
5. Why do ballsacks have to look exactly like little, old man faces?
6. Do I really have to lick it every time I’m down there giving a BJ?
7. Why do some men’s ballsacks hurt when they get sick?
8. Are they really as sensitive as they seem to be anytime a guy gets hit in the balls, or do most men employ some dramatic flair in their reactions?
9. Has any man’s ballsack ever really turned blue?
10. Is it possible to accidentally mash a ballsack between your thighs when you’re just, like, walking around, or if you sit down suddenly?
11. Do ballsacks get bigger when a guy hasn’t cum in a long time?
12. Why does water change the size and texture of the ballsack?
13. Do men actually brag to their friends about their large ballsacks? Do they ever whip ‘em out to physically compare size?
14. How does hair grow on that unusual surface?
15. Does ballsack sensitivity contribute to men having to sit with their legs spread wide on the subway?
16. How do ballsacks fit into those hipster skinny jeans?
17. Are guys with large ballsacks forever resigned to wearing loose-fit dungarees?
18. How much does ballsack comfort factor into your undergarment choices?
19. Is there any man alive who hasn’t taken a close-up photo of his ballsack to examine?
20. Do men actually think women are really into ballsacks?
21. How do your ballsacks feel at the end of a long day?
22. Do you worry at all about the effects of aging on your ball sack?
23. Do you consciously choose to scratch your ballsacks in public or is it a mindless habit?
24. Is powdering your ballsack more for itch management or sweat control?
25. Do you follow any kind of a regimen to keep your ball skin supple?
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Original by The Frisky
