Do you ever look at your smartphone and think ‘You know, it’s great that I can call people on this, send text messages and access the internet – but it’s not doing a lot for me sexually, other than all the porn I could hypothetically access on it”? Well! We here at The Frisky have got some solutions for you! Click through the gallery for ways to sex up your phone!
Apparently phone panties have been a big thing in Japan for a while now? Like, at least since 2013. They serve no purpose that I can think of, other than annoyingly (I imagine) covering up the button thingie. But hey! If you want your phone to look like this lady’s butt, they’re only $4.99!
Boob iPhone Case
Do you not get to touch boobs as often as you’d like? Are you looking for a phone that will take up a large amount of space in your bag? Do you not have any kind of job where your boss might be put off by you whipping out a phone with boobs plastered to the side of it? Well! The iBoobie Silicon Boob phone case may be the phone case for you!
Butt iPhone Case
More of a butt-man or woman? Here’s an iPhone case with a butt on it! And it’s blue! Because why not! Perfect, clearly, for those late night booty calls.
Bra Phone Strap
Not only can you dress your phone up in underwear, you can also just attach tiny underwear from it! Imagine! A phone completely decked out in fancy underwear! Just like you always dreamed!
Paul, The Butthole iPhone Charger
Meet Paul! The sexiest smartphone charger around! Just plug his ass (literally) into an outlet, place your phone upon his crotch and charge away. Tragically, the Kickstarter for this objet d’art did not meet its funding requirements so you may never actually get to purchase one (it was mostly a joke, anyway).
Ah, and last but[t] not least, the Belfie! The selfie stick for pictures of your butt! I remember writing about this a long time ago when it first came out, and now I’m honestly pretty curious about how many actually sold. Probably a lot. I mean, I don’t take pictures of my butt ever, but it seems like a thing the kind of people I avoid socially would do.
Original by: Robyn Pennacchia