It wouldn’t be Christmas without a bunch of holiday-themed sex toys to get you in the spirit. Well, actually it would. But some people will use any excuse they can to customize sex products. Christmas is no exception. We couldn’t resist rounding up a bunch of the naughtiest stuff out there for you to put under your S.O.’s tree. Or maybe in your S.O.’s tree. Or on it in the case of this XMas Tuggie. Yes, it’s a Snuggie for his c**k! So he can keep his hands free and his nuts toasty while watching “A Christmas Story.” Brilliant! Keep on clicking to see more WTF sex toys for the holidays.
Contents
- XMas Tuggie
- Reindeer Musical G-String
- Kinky Christmas Vibrator Kit
- I Rub My Duckie
- Sweet Sensations Peppermint Candy Crop
- Santa Vibe
- Naughty Secret Santa Tingle Gele
- Candy Cane G-String
- Motion Lotion 12 Nights Of Christmas Pillow Packs
- Santa’s Elf Costume
- Mistletoe Condom
- Santa’s Lil’ Helper
- Snowman Spank-Her
- Red Tasty Treat Glass Dildo
- You’ve Been Very Naughty Set
- Reflections Candy Cane Glass Vibrator
- Reindeer Games Lingerie
- Santa&#;s Coming Xmas Bag
XMas Tuggie
It’s a Snuggie for his c**k! So he can keep his hands free and his nuts toasty while watching “A Christmas Story.” Brilliant!
Reindeer Musical G-String
Rudolph definitely won’t be left out of any reindeer games this year.
Kinky Christmas Vibrator Kit
A very Kinky Kristmas from the Kardashians! [$17.99 Eden Fantasies]
I Rub My Duckie
Rub her duckie to you heart’s desire because this rubber ducky vibrates.
Sweet Sensations Peppermint Candy Crop
Anyone want to get “caned” while we wait for Santa? Anyone?
Santa Vibe
Tag line: Mrs. Clause is cumming tonight. Enough said.
Naughty Secret Santa Tingle Gele
Tingle gels, tingle gels, tingle all the way. I mean, who doesn’t want to suck on a peppermint-flavored penis? [$9.99 Eden Fantasies]
Candy Cane G-String
Speaking of sucking on a peppermint penis. How about this candy cane?
Motion Lotion 12 Nights Of Christmas Pillow Packs
On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me … another goddamn pack of flavored lube. Come on, already.
Santa’s Elf Costume
This outfit seems awfully skimpy for the South Pole.
Mistletoe Condom
You never know when the need will arise for mistletoe. Best to be prepared.
Santa’s Lil’ Helper
Santa wants to help you have an orgasm. [$16.47 Amazon]
Snowman Spank-Her
Melt the heart of any lady with this Frosty paddle.
Red Tasty Treat Glass Dildo
Give your lover the tasty treat of anal play this Christmas.
You’ve Been Very Naughty Set
Mrs. Claus can’t come to the door right now … she’s all tied up. Ho ho ho!
Reflections Candy Cane Glass Vibrator
Reflect on how naughty you’ve been this year while using this.
Reindeer Games Lingerie
For the nights Santa wants you to ride his sleigh. Giddy-up. [Eden Fantasies]
Santa&#;s Coming Xmas Bag
Get your stocking stuffed.
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