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Cotton Vagina: When Smoking Weed Makes Your Twat Dry As Hell

by Billy Antonio October 5, 2018
by Billy Antonio October 5, 2018
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As a relatively frequent practitioner of what I call “stoney sex,” I’m all too familiar with the benefits (heightened sensations!) and bummers (kissing with cottonmouth!) of smoking weed before fucking. But I gotta admit I haven’t noticed what Vice says is boner-killing side effect of smoking pot: cotton vagina, aka vaginal dryness. You know how when someone smokes weed and they don’t drink enough water, their mouth can get so dry that their upper lip gets stuck to their gums and little bits of white-ish spittle appears in the corners? So imagine that happened to your twat — so kewt – and then a guy tried to stick his dick in there. Sounds like a recipe for chafing, doesn’t it?

According to Dr. Judy Holland, the limited research available — can we please invest more money in pot studies? I volunteer myself as a subject! — suggests that marijuana, or at least certain strains, for those of you lucky bastards in states with plenty of legal options, makes the mucus membranes in your vagina to dry up, making sex painful. The solution is simple: LUBE! If you live in a state where marijuana is legal, you can keep the stoney vibes going by slathering on some marijuana lube – which I highly recommend and found increased wetness – but your drugstore selection will work just as well. As for cottonmouth? For the love of God, keep a glass of water by the bed — nothing ruins a good blow job like a dick getting stuck to the inside of your cheek, trust me.

[Vice via Bustle]

Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia

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