It’s wedding season, and whatever. While everyone else is off pledging eternal devotion, or crying whilst watching others do so, I embrace the opportunity to (pointlessly) browse the prettiest, most ornate wedding dresses money can buy, waxing quixotic for the day a Pinault puts a ring on my finger — or even just knocks me up! (Right, Linda?) Hell, I’d even take a Sarkozy. Lest I go on too long and reveal too much about my gold-digging ways desire for a comfortable lifestyle, check out these 15 wedding dresses vastly beyond my means. For now.
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Sophia Kokosalaki
Agnes Pleated Crepe-Jersey Gown, $2,100 [Net-a-porter]
Carmen Marc Valvo
Floral Applique Strapless Gown, $3,740 [Bergdorf Goodman]
Temperley London
Long Paneled Scarlet Show Dress, $5,620 [Shopbop]
Lanvin
Bridal Line Long Dress, $5,985 [Lanvin]
Balenciaga
Vintage Bridal Dress, $6,087 [Farfetch]
Temperley London
Long Elisha Silk-Blend Appliquéd Tulle Gown, $5,865 [Net-a-porter]
Alexander McQueen
Fitted Cap-Sleeve Gown, $3,545 [Bergdorf Goodman]
Theia
Beaded Strapless Mermaid Gown, $1,995 [Neiman Marcus]
Reem Acra
Heaven Sent Dress, $7,500 [Shopbop]
Valentino
Beaded Silk-Organza Gown, $7,900 [Net-a-porter]
Marchesa Couture
Beaded Bodice Gown, $6,950 [Bergdorf Goodman]
Nicole Miller
Strapless Lace Bias Gown, $2,995 [Neiman Marcus]
Matthew Williamson
Strapless Devoré-Silk Gown, $5,500 [Net-a-porter]
Monique Lhuillier
Three-Quarter Sleeve Tulle/Lace Gown, $11,490 [Bergdorf Goodman]
Lanvin
Pleated Chiffon Gown, $5,185 [Net-a-porter]
