We here at The Frisky offices have a little lady boner for Ryan Lochte — mostly for his abs, because he’s not like, the brightest. Just today he tweeted about meeting Miley “Sirus” — yes, that’s right. Plus, there’s that whole “Jeah” thing, which is pretty annoying. But again, there are his abs, which are wildly redeemable. Of late, Lochte has teemed up with Charitybuzz to raise funds for Hurricane Sandy victims. He’s auctioning off a morning swim lesson, along with “lunch at one of his favorite spots,” which we imagine is likely a Chili’s or Applebees. But oh, there’s a catch…
We expect all winning bidders and their guests to conduct themselves appropriately when attending an experience won at Charitybuzz. Polite manners and respect for the generous donor and adherence to any rules or parameters are a must. Winning bidder and guest(s) subject to security screening.
So sorry, those of you with Ryan Lochte-related restraining orders probably won’t pass muster. If Lochte’s abs aren’t your thing, Charitybuzz is also offering experiences and items from Manolo Blahnik, Grace Coddington, Rachel Zoe, Tom Ford, Jason Wu, Lady Gaga, Andre Leon Talley, Saint Laurent, Bloomingdale’s, Neiman Marcus, Rodarte, Frederic Fekkai, Barney’s and more. Bidding is on until December 18. [Charitybuzz]
