You know how some people say they’ve seen the face of Jesus in their burnt toast? Well, there’s a product that can make that happen for everyone … but instead of Jesus, it’s a vagina.
Novel toaster company Burnt Impressions is known for creating toasters that brand custom images into your bread as it toasts. So naturally, it was only a matter of time before some stoned dude (sorry, I can only assume) over at Burnt Impressions was like, “I’VE GOT IT. Let’s put genitals on our toast.” And then that happened.
Breakfast enthusiasts can now sink their teeth into yonic yumminess from The Vagina Toaster, an actual product sold on Amazon, waiting to grace your kitchen countertop. And hey, the appliance comes in various colors, so you really have no excuse not to get one.
But don’t worry, Burnt Impressions doesn’t discriminate. You can also eat a dick, thanks to their Penis Novelty Toaster (below). If you’re still not sold, just think of all the fun you can have with condiments.