Parents! Lock your teenagers in their rooms! Especially the girls! “Good Morning America” has discovered that blow jobs are the new goodnight kiss! All across the country, teenagers are giving head and having sex parties! It’s not just the Catholic high schoolers (who are having anal sex in order to maintain their chastity) we need to pray for; it’s every single pubescent teen who’s figured out that you can have sex using just your mouth!
Sigh. Yet another morning show segment designed to scare the crap out of parents by declaring a “new” trend that’s taking our nation’s youth on a downward spiral toward hell. Teens having oral sex: is it really so new? I was a late bloomer so I didn’t give my first beej until I was 19 (in a stairwell at a bar!), but what about other 20- and 30-something women? Their teenage oral sexploits, after the jump …
“I gave my first blow job when I was a freshman dating a senior in high school in south Florida – it’s pretty much whore central down there. I was actually considered a late bloomer! But hey – that relationship lasted six years!”
“I probably didn’t give a BJ until I was 17 or 18. I was always intimidated because I had no idea what to do, so I avoided it. I should remember the first one, but I don’t. I received for years before that, though. There was this one guy in early high school I hooked up with a lot, and I think the first time was at my house when my parents were out for the night. We heard them pull in the driveway midway through so did the whole sit up and act like we’re studying for a test thing. Awkward.”
“I’ve been a late bloomer in almost all aspects of my life, including — or, maybe, especially — sex. I was 19 before I even saw — and sucked — my first erect penis (I also received some very nice oral sex from the dude attached to it). We’d only been on a couple dates at the time and things never progressed to anything more serious, but over the next year or so, we’d enjoy random hook-ups with each other at parties or whatever. Anyway, I made up for lost down and ended up blowing around 15 guys before I finished college. I really got quite good at it.”
“I was 17 when I gave my first blow job. The guy was someone I was just ‘talking to,’ as we used to say in the ’90s, but we weren’t a couple. He had gone down on me twice before, and I thought: “Why not!” I guess I knew what I was doing because he seemed to enjoy it. I remember a lot of girls owning up to oral sex — giving and getting — but then again, I did go to a Catholic all-girls school. I remember my ex-BF tried to go down on me, but he didn’t really know what he was doing, so I stopped him. One time another BF got Big Red gum stuck in my pubes.”
“Teens have been f**king and sucking dick forever. This is not a new phenomena. Can I write a rebuttal? Anyway, I gave a BJ to my first boyfriend when I was 16. I liked doing it and still do. He used to give it back, but was bad at it. It wasn’t until I was 17 that a boyfriend made me get off from oral sex. Since then it’s the only way I can orgasm.”
“I was 16 when I gave head for the first time, and the lucky guy was nothing more than a hookup buddy. I didn’t receive it (by choice) until I was 18, and that was with my high school boyfriend, who had no idea what he was doing. I was extremely uncomfortable, and I prefer not to remember that, um, awkward scene.”
“I believe I gave my first blow job to my first boyfriend. He was three years older than me so I felt pressured — not by him, just by some weird idea in my own head — to have our hookups progress instead of just, like, letting him feel me up every time. He was more experienced than me and I thought he’d get bored. I honestly don’t remember anything about it, I just know that we did it. I could’ve been 14 or 15…I was 16 when I lost my virginity to him so it was probably before then.”
“I didn’t actually give a blowjob until shortly after I’d had sex for the first time, at age 21. I was in a relationship. But a guy went down on me for the first time when I was 18 — he was just a random hookup.”
“For me, oral sex was the final frontier. As a teenager, I couldn’t wrap my head around the progression from kissing to fondling to putting a dude’s dick in my mouth to sex. It always seemed WAY more advanced and intimate to me than sex. And that’s how it played out in my sexual development too. I had sex before I ever gave a blow job or had anyone’s face in my crotch, and that made sense to me. In my mind — and this has changed only slightly in the intervening years — oral sex is WAY more intimate, and requires way more skill and technique, than the comparatively simple act of sex, which anyone with any rhythm can do rather successfully. I was all for digital stimulation back in the day, but I didn’t let my long-time boyfriend lick my cooch, nor did I put his wang in my mouth, until well after he’d popped my cherry. I think it had a lot to do with my ability to be comfortable with my own body and with coming terms with myself as a sexual being.”
“I made the first guy I gave head wear a condom! This is so embarrassing to admit. I was 16 years old, he was my first love and we dated during my junior year of high school. I’d learned a lot about STDs and safe sex in school and therefore I was so nervous I made him wrap it up. He had gotten head before from other girls so he tried to convince me everything would be fine, but I was firm. It was rubbery and gross! I remember when he dropped me off at my parent’s house later that evening, I felt like a ‘different woman’ walking through the door…not so innocent anymore!”
“I was 16 and at my friends house party while her parents were on vacay. I had one glass of spiked punch and then got naked under a blanket with some guy I didn’t know from school. I tried to go down on him, but it did not work. Everyone at the party caught us on the couch….so much for dignity. But he did have a really nice penis…”
Original by Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia
