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The 6 Worst Pieces Of Sex Advice On The Internet

by Wendy Stokes December 13, 2019
by Wendy Stokes December 13, 2019

Like me, you’ve probably seen sex on screen in a movie from behind the room divider Mom thought didn’t have any cracks in it. Heh heh, Mom. So naive. Being the sexual expert you therefore are, you never need to Google tips on how to be a better lover, but know this! There are numerous websites out there with articles dedicated to making your groin into a combination circus/amusement park/Taco Bell. Is it possible that a hastily made article of numbered points could ever be educational? Who even writes like that? The answer, of course, is I don’t know. This article is more concerned with tips from sites that seem like maybe they were written by people who have never seen good sex through a room divider crack and are therefore unequipped to even hope to tell you how to be a better lover at all.

Source: sobriety

1. Eliminate Your Filth

What does wanting to be a better lover mean? It means you sense a lack of something when it comes to the way you slide your groove tuber into the cubby hole and that maybe you could be doing better. Maybe your partner continues to fall asleep about four minutes into the action, or sometimes instead of crying “Oh, baby!” they just cry. So when you go in search of tips on how to better yourself in the arena of lovemaking (that’s what I call my pants, incidentally. The Arena. Sometimes Thunderdome, depending on how much I’ve been drinking), you want solid advice on new ways to produce pleasure or engage a lover. And so that was my segue into this quote: “If at all possible, have a shower or at least give your undercarriage a quick rinse before you slip between the sheets.”

At least. At least give your undercarriage a quick rinse. Baby, I’m about to rock your world as soon as I take this lemon-scented wet nap from KFC and swirl it around my somewhat pungent cockhole. Strap yourself in for a wild ride, sugar tits, because once I use this Mr. Clean Magic Eraser to get rid of the Oreo stains on my nutsack, we’re going to Pleasuretown.

Source: medicalnewstoday

Under no circumstances is rinsing your junk a tip to becoming a better lover. It’s a tip for becoming a better hobo. If the best you can muster is rinsing your taint, you will not be the best lover the person you’re about to befoul has ever had; you’re going to be the most notable mistake they made this week. And if your lovemaking skills are so inept that you were enlightened by the tip that you should rinse the stank off your crotch, then it’s likely you’ve never “made love” so much as you’ve “handed $50 to someone who keeps strips of medical tape on hand to allow at least one orifice to permanently be spread open for easy entry and rutted against their easily accessible if somewhat less than comforting crevasse for five minutes of shameful busy work.”

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