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Cats are impassive torturers, content to bring you eternal misery dotted with brief moments of joy, like pure sunshine breaking through the clouds after the rain. They are an enemy that lives in your home; they sleep in your bed and paw your face at night. They exist purely for themselves and not for you.
This is why when the Amazing Acro-cats paid a visit to “The Late Show with Stephen Colbert,” they sort of sauntered through half their tricks with an “Ugh, Mom, I guess, but I’m really tired, so I’ll do this, but afterwards you’re buying me pizza” attitude. They just don’t give a fuck. Watch above!
Original by Megan Reynolds @mega_hurt
