The Worst Reasons Why People Actually Slept With Someone

Because she surprised me by waiting [undressed] in my room for me. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I didn’t think she was all that. She wasn’t ugly or repulsive, so why hurt her feelings?

for the people strenuously trying to misunderstand: I am not saying that I would seek to hurt the feelings of someone that I thought was ugly. I am saying (and pretty obviously so) that it was no big deal to me to go ahead and save this girl the rejection because it wasn’t as if I was being asked to have s*x with somebody that I really wouldn’t want to have s*x with. It would not be something I found unpleasant or traumatic to do. (atemouthBrown)

L’Chaim!

She said she was a white supremacist…my mother is jewish… So I f**ked her just so I could tell her after that she just got f**ked by a jew. (yazzu)

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South of the Border

Cold

There was a blizzard out and I didn’t have any cash and didn’t want to walk to the atm or wait for the night bus. So I told this dude I’d f**k him at my place (we were at a party) if he paid for the cab. It was -35 that night so totally worth. There’s über now though so I don’t have to do that anymore. [deleted user]

You know you can tell the cab company you need to go to the atm… [deleted user]

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Meet in public!

I met her on tinder and went over to her place. She opened the door and didn’t really look like her pictures. It was too late and I was past the point of no return so I just sucked it up and went for it. It wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t my proudest moment.

(She wasn’t hideously ugly, she just wasn’t what I expected) (Box_of_Rockz)

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