We mainly have sexual relations with others out of love and/horniness, but that isn’t always the case. Sometimes you get beer googles or take playing wingperson too far and end up in the sack with someone you don’t really like or find attractive. There’s also doing it out of pity or revenge.
These people’s reasoning for knocking boots with someone range from delightfully awesome to just plain lazy AF… but at least they all make for great stories to tell. Would you get down with someone for any of these tenuous reasons?
What’s in a name?
They had the same name as me.
I thought it would be cool to moan my name during s*x.
It was. (AsAGayJewishDemocrat)
She was there
Because she surprised me by waiting [undressed] in my room for me. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that I didn’t think she was all that. She wasn’t ugly or repulsive, so why hurt her feelings?
for the people strenuously trying to misunderstand: I am not saying that I would seek to hurt the feelings of someone that I thought was ugly. I am saying (and pretty obviously so) that it was no big deal to me to go ahead and save this girl the rejection because it wasn’t as if I was being asked to have s*x with somebody that I really wouldn’t want to have s*x with. It would not be something I found unpleasant or traumatic to do. (atemouthBrown)
She said she was a white supremacist…my mother is jewish… So I f**ked her just so I could tell her after that she just got f**ked by a jew. (yazzu)
South of the Border
For tacos. A FWB had some tacos and I said come over and bring them. He showed up and hadn’t brought the tacos because he assumed I was using it as an excuse to invite him over. I still had s*x with him but I was pretty upset about not getting a taco. (Forthestorythrowawag)
There was a blizzard out and I didn’t have any cash and didn’t want to walk to the atm or wait for the night bus. So I told this dude I’d f**k him at my place (we were at a party) if he paid for the cab. It was -35 that night so totally worth. There’s über now though so I don’t have to do that anymore. [deleted user]
You know you can tell the cab company you need to go to the atm… [deleted user]
Meet in public!
I met her on tinder and went over to her place. She opened the door and didn’t really look like her pictures. It was too late and I was past the point of no return so I just sucked it up and went for it. It wasn’t terrible but it wasn’t my proudest moment.
(She wasn’t hideously ugly, she just wasn’t what I expected) (Box_of_Rockz)
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