Today is one of those days where, even with coffee, I’m unproductive and basically just useless in life. I don’t know if it’s because I stayed up late watching TV or what, but when I told my coworkers (after blankly staring at my computer screen for 30 minutes) that I was “driving the struggle bus,” they stopped paying attention to the fact that I’m a waste of space and praised the creative delivery of my confession. For the rest of you who have a case of the Mondays, or just can’t seem to make it through the day, here are 10 better ways to let others know the struggle is real.
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1. Driving The Struggle Bus: “Sorry I can’t be more of a help. I’m driving the struggle bus this morning.”
2. Headed Down To Struggle Town: “Those drinks last night have me headed down to struggle town.”
3. Can’t Burst My Struggle Bubble: “I need to do my report, but ‘Grease’ is on TV and I just can’t burst my struggle bubble.”
4. Sipping The Struggle Syrup: “By the looks of what I’ve accomplished today, I’m sure you can tell I’ve been sipping that struggle syrup.”
5. Hold The Key To Struggle City: “While you go kill your presentation, I’ll be here, holding the key to Struggle City.”
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6. Slam Dunking The Struggle Ball: “I need more coffee ASAP so I can stop slam dunking the struggle ball.”
7. Wearing My Struggle Suit: “I may look good this morning, but I’m wearing my struggle suit.”
8. Juggling The Struggle Balls: “I’m juggling the struggle balls and dropping every one of them.”
9. Baking A Struggle Cake: “I can’t get anything done today because I’m too busy baking a struggle cake.”
10. Hitting The Struggle Bong: “Someone get me Cheetos. I’ve been hitting the struggle bong all day.”
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