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13 Of Worst Things You Can Do To Your Vagina (NSFW)

by The Frisky April 23, 2012
by The Frisky April 23, 2012

Well, this is one way to honor Queen Elizabeth’s 60th anniversary on the throne. Vajazzling is bad, but Majazzling is worse. UK website LoveHoney.com is offering this limited edition “Majazzle” package to make sure our ladyparts are ready for the momentous occasion. Yes, “Majazzle” is the word that happens when vajazzle and her Majesty come together. I’m sure the Queen would be grateful if you put a crown on your vagina in her honor. Click on through to see some more of the worst things you can do to your vagina.

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Put An Animal Merkin On It

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Completely Bare owner Cindy Barshop recently introduced two new lines of luxury pubic wigs: One where you replace your actual pubic hair with fox fur and the other where your vagina is adorned with brightly colored feathers. “Feathers aren’t just for birds anymore … they’re also perfect for vaginas,” Cindy said. Nope. Not true.

Dress It In A Tuxedo

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This is not what your vagina should wear to a black tie event. Or ever.

Vattoo It

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This is basically like getting your vagina spray painted. But why?

Turn It Into Willie Nelson

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This is an example of vattooing at its worst. I mean, even if your vagina has the temperament of a really laid back country dude, this is not the way to go.

Put Makeup On It

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Sometimes, before we would go out to dinner, my mom used to tell me to “put some color on my lips.” This is not what she meant. My New Pink Button is a “genital cosmetic colorant” for your other lips. So your vag is ready for her closeup?

Make It Into A Dessert

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I’m pretty sure your vagina is not meant to be covered in rainbow sprinkles.

Use A Deodorant Suppository

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There’s a bigger issue at play if you feel the need to insert Island Escape deodorant suppository up in there in every day. A vagina is not an armpit.

Put A Clown Wig On It

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Bozo the vagina loves to make people laugh.

Apply Googley Eyes To It

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Combine these eyes with the clown wig and your vagina is ready to join the circus.

Bleach It

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The white secret is: Unless you’re sleeping with Jack Nicholson, vaginal bleaching is totally unnecessary.

Feed It A Breath Mint

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Linger is a line of breath mints you can insert into your vagina. So here’s my thought on that: Either your vagina smells like a vagina and you should let it go about its business OR your vagina smells funky and you should go to the doctor. No vagi-mints necessary.

Make It Into A Monster

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This has the world’s scariest vagina. All who visit this love tunnel don’t return alive. Bwahahaha!

Original by: Ami Angelowicz

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