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13 Things To Do After Sex Besides Sleeping Or Cuddling

by The Frisky October 30, 2019
by The Frisky October 30, 2019 Source: Almanaque SOS
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A new study done at University of Michigan explored people’s post-coital sleep behaviors. To cuddle or to sleep, that was the question. And who falls asleep first? And what does it say about the relationship? We say: Who cares? Who’s sleeping after sex? We wouldn’t dare nod off afterwards and waste the best moments of in life in soporific unconsciousness. Blasphemous! Not to mention boring! And cuddling? That’s for people who enjoy having their skin get stuck to another’s. Not us. There are way more interesting ways to spend post-sex moments. After the jump, some other things you can do after sex if you’re not the tired, spooning type of lover.

Contents

  • 1. Eat an entire pizza
  • 2. Clean
  • 3. Return phone calls or emails
  • 4. Cruise Facebook together and laugh about people’s lame status updates
  • 5. Do it again
  • 6. Shower together
  • 7. Watch movies or bad Television
  • 8. Play Scrabble
  • 9. Naked dance party
  • 10. A post-coital recap
  • 11. Workout sesh
  • 12. Do something creative
  • 13. Take self portraits

1. Eat an entire pizza

Take advantage of this rare moment where you’re not worried if the bed gets messy. That means, food in bed! A nice, greasy pizza always hits the spot after a furtive f**k session. Don’t you think?

2. Clean

Don’t you have a crazy burst of energy right after sex? That makes it the perfect time to do chores you normally hate and do them with a smile. Like put all the laundry away or vacuum the living room or shred mail.

3. Return phone calls or emails

Since you’re already in bed and have nothing else to do and you’re not distracted by sexual fantasies for five minutes, might as well return phone calls or emails. Bonus: You have someone right there to read email drafts aloud to. Fun!

Source: induced

4. Cruise Facebook together and laugh about people’s lame status updates

This a wonderful form of bonding that involves no spooning whatsoever. After every status update, laugh conspiratorially with your sex partner. So and so is changing little Johnny’s diaper and we just f**ked like porn stars. Hahahaha!

5. Do it again

Duh. Some of us don’t get it very often. Or have very high sex drives. Or both.

6. Shower together

Sex is a dirty business. Get the fluids off each other right away. You know as well as we do that showers lead to shower sex. (See # 5.)

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7. Watch movies or bad Television

For some reason we always crave British comedies after sex, so there’s that. Or a good Lifetime movie or crappy reality show. Anything we can make witty commentary about together.

8. Play Scrabble

Never are you as focused or mentally alert as you are post-coitus. This is the right time to kick your man’s ass at Scrabble. Rack up points (and impress him) with like erotomania or pudenda.

9. Naked dance party

We just got laid! Let’s dance! Naked! To ’90s hip hop! On my bed! Until we are ready to f**k again! (See # 5.)

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10. A post-coital recap

They do recaps during sports games … right? No reason not to do it after an amorous romp. Ex: “That was really hot when you put your #^(*%& in my #*^%*^% sideways. Next time if you come up the rear, we may be able score faster.” Maybe not that, but you get the point.

11. Workout sesh

Take advantage of the energy boost and hit the gym. Look at it this way: You’ve already done 30 minutes of cardio, so you’ve got a head start.

12. Do something creative

Draw, paint, write, play music, etc. Let the muse of sexuality work her magic on you. You just might not want to use the word muse in front of anyone. Unless you wear capes. In that case … go for it.

Source: Elite Daily

13. Take self portraits

No blush necessary. Gotta love that post-orgasm glow. You look hot right now and you know it. Memorialize this moment,(aftersex selfies) as it might be a while before you find yourself here again. Hopefully not too long.

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