16 Celebs Dish On When And How They Lost Their V-Card

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Will Ferrell
Matthew Morrison
Tina Fey
Matthew Fox
Shanna Moakler
Anthony Kiedis
Shirley Manson
Marilyn Manson
Celine Dion
Jerry Hall
Kathie Lee Gifford
Steven Tyler
Elvira
Jaime Pressly
Brooke Shields
Lisa Kudrow

Will Ferrell

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It took Will Ferrell 21 years of making jokes as an excuse to talk to girls before one finally deflowered him. He told Rolling Stone in a recent interview that he lost his virginity his junior year of college. “In my mind’s eye, it seemed like the way it was supposed to happen,” he said. But the joke was on him. He revealed that his mom assumed his deflowering took place much earlier with a “loose” high school classmate. “She said, ‘If you slept with this girl, you’d better slap a condom on that pecker of yours.’” That sounds like an awfully awkward convo. Click on through to hear more stories about celebs losing it … their v-card, that is. [Celebitchy]

Matthew Morrison

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Matthew Morrison of “Glee” also didn’t lose his virginity until he was 21. Why? Because in high school, he dated the homecoming queen who, like Quinn, shut things down and suggested praying anytime anything got too hot and heavy. “It was sweet,” Matthew says. “It was innocent.” Then in college, he joined a Bible-study group. But because he was a straight guy into musical theater, once his v-card was cashed, he became a little bit of a ho. “There was so much opportunity,” he says. “There were all these beautiful, beautiful dancers. As a straight guy I had some room. There were the shared interests in singing and dancing, and I always find dancing with someone very evocative and sexual. I definitely hooked up with a lot of girls when I was a young guy on Broadway. It was exciting. Very joyous and free.” [Details]

Tina Fey

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Tina Fey didn’t lose her virginity till the ripe ol’ age of 25, telling David Letterman she “couldn’t give it away” and explained to Vanity Fair, “I remember bringing people over in high school to play—that’s how cool I am—that game Celebrity. That’s how I successfully remained a virgin well into my 20s, bringing gay boys over to play Celebrity.” Sounds like a normal Friday night for me!

Matthew Fox

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Matthew Fox just dished to Playboy that he lost his virginity at age 12 to a woman who “was about two years older than me. It wasn’t her first time.” He continued: “I can actually see the event in my mind’s eye, like photographs. It was in Dubois, Wyoming, where the population sign probably says, to this day, about 1,000. It happened literally on the ground by a river while a rodeo was going on in town… It was absolutely terrible and awkward–just two f**king kids lying down and pulling our pants down.” [Huffington Post]

Shanna Moakler

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Shanna Moakler described her most embarrassing moment ever as “when I lost my virginity.” She told ESPN, “My dad’s a dentist, and this guy and I were in his office. My mom walked into the next room and turned the light switch on and was like, ‘Shanna?’ The guy skyrocketed out across the room. Suffice to say, the passion never was the same between us.”

Anthony Kiedis

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Anthony Kiedis was gifted with his virginity loss — by his own dad, Blackie. According to what he told his biographer,”One night, when Anthony was 12, he went with his father to the Rainbow Room and Blackie’s girlfriend is there dancing for him. And Anthony asks, ‘Dad, can I have my first sexual experience with your girlfriend?’ And Blackie says, ‘Sure, son.’ So they go back to the house, and his dad builds a big bed out of four mattresses in his room and puts the girl in next to him. And that’s how he (loses his virginity).”

Shirley Manson

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Flame-haired Shirley Manson from the band Garbage described her first time thusly:

“I was 15 and it was with an older man I was absolutely besotted with, so I was very willing. Unfortunately, it was a nothing experience, in his friend’s super low-fi bachelor pad with dirty pants and half-eaten bowls of cereal around the bed. It lasted 40 seconds. And I remember the words ‘Is that it?’ spinning around my head, cos, if that’s what it’s all about, someone has been telling me fibs.”

Marilyn Manson

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Marilyn Manson wrote about his first time ever (with a girl named Tina) in The Long Road Out Of Hell:

We sat down on the side of a hill. Instantly, we began making out, and within minutes I had my hand down her pants. The first thing that went through my mind was how hairy she was. Maybe she didn’t have a mother to teach her about shaving her bikini line … Just the thrill of penetration was enough to make me orgasm, and before I was even in all the way, it was over. It was literally pump and dump.

Celine Dion

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Celine Dion‘s first time was naturally with her much older manager-turned-hubby, René Angélil., who she says she pursued sexually. She wrote in My Story, My Dream:

It was in Dublin, on that unforgettable day of April 30, 1988, the evening of the Eurovision competition … He went back to my room with me … I was seated at the head of the bed, legs folded under the covers. I was happy about being alone with the man I loved. And I had a very precise plan.

I took his head in my hands and I kissed him on the lips. I put my arms around his neck … He held me tight, the door still open behind him. Then he removed my arms. He fled to his room. I stayed there for a moment all alone, my heart beating — trembling and dumbfounded. I knew that I’d won. The flight was an admission of it.

I grabbed the telephone and called his room to tell him: “If you don’t come back here immediately, I’m going to knock on your door.” But there was no answer.

It was he who called me several minutes later from the lobby of the hotel. To ask if I was all right. And then he told me: “If you really want to, I’ll be the first.” And I answered him: “You’ll be the first. And the only.”

All my feminine charms, all the sex appeal I have for men I invested in my conquest of René Angélil.

Jerry Hall

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Jerry Hall’s first time orgasming was unorthodox — and no, it wasn’t with Mick Jagger. Try her horse, Flicka. “It was really cold and there was ice on the ground,” she recalled. “I wanted to get warm so I opened my coat and lay over my horse. To get warm. It just happened. I was very lucky.” She eventually lost her v-card at age 14 to a bull rider, which is better than an actual bull, amiright? [Tabu Toys]

Kathie Lee Gifford

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Poor Kathie Lee! After waiting until age 22 to finally have sex, she gave it up to her first husband on their wedding night and the experience was less than awesome. She wrote in her autobiography, I Can’t Believe I Said That!:

I’m sorry, but anyone who’s instantly relaxed with being naked in front of somebody for the first time and having someone explore intimate parts of the body is either lying about being relaxed — or lying about it being the first time. Believe me, I was neither lying nor relaxed. I just don’t think that kind of thing comes naturally to most people. Not in the world I came out of. In fact, I believe the only male sex organ I had actually seen by the age of twenty-two was the one that was attached to Zorro, the family dog. As far as I knew, they were all like that.

But [I had] some raging hormones going. I mean I was ready! My lifelong self-consciousness about my body seemed, miraculously, to fade right away … let me tell you, I really did look divine. Relaxed? Forget it! It was, like, yabba dabba doo! I lost every inhibition I’d ever had. It was time for candles and romance, time to boogie and swing from the chandeliers.

And yet we just couldn’t seem to get relaxed with each other. It saddens me to think about it now. We were so uncomfortable with each other, and I felt responsible and disappointed for both of us. I spent the first night of my married life sobbing my eyes out, feeling we had just made the biggest mistake of our lives.

Steven Tyler

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Steven Tyler‘s first time was with a lady of the night. He said, “By the time I got there, she was very loose and very wet. It was such a nasty experience. I had to wash my penis in the sink.” Well, then. [Tabu Toys]

Elvira

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Oddly enough, Elvira had her cherry popped by the famous baby’s arm that is Tom Jones. She once told Blender magazine that the singer’s large member left her sore and bleeding. “Tom [Jones] seemed gentlemanly and nice, so when he was jumping on me… I thought, ‘Well, if I’m ever gonna do this, it might as well be with Tom Jones.’ It was painful and horrible.” See? Bigger is not always better.

Jaime Pressly

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Jaime Pressly told Howard Stern that she lost her virginity at the age of 14, but at such a young age she complained it wasn’t a good experience as she was “too tight” and the guy she was with “never finished.” Ahh, too tight. Those were the days …

Brooke Shields

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Brooke Shields apparently gave it up to Dean Cain in college, but wishes she had done it earlier than age 22. She told Health magazine:

“I think I would have had sex a lot earlier! I think I would have lost my virginity earlier than I did at 22. I had the public and all this pressure, and I wish I had just gotten it over with in the beginning when it was sort of OK. I think I would have been much more in touch with myself. I think I wouldn’t have had issues with weight—I carried this protective 20 pounds [in college]. It was all connected. And to me, that’s a health regret.”

Lisa Kudrow

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Lisa Kudrow should feel right at home with Brooke and Tina Fey, as she too waited a while to have sex for the first time, holding off until she married her husband. Of her virginity, Kudrow said, “My virginity was something I had decided was very precious, something that I owned, to give away. It was an honor I was bestowing on a young man, and he had to be worthy of it.” I’m surprised she’s not a more vocal abstinence advocate, aren’t you? [Teen Breaks]

Original by Jessica Wakeman