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My mouth is always getting me in trouble. I blurt out, interrupt, speak too loudly, and say all of the things you’re never supposed to say aloud. I used to think honesty really was the best policy, but, after talking to a few of my guy friends, I found out that’s not necessarily the case. After the jump, check out 20 things guys never want to hear you say. I can’t say I agree with all of them, but they’re definitely intriguing. I’m guilty of a few of these myself — oops!
- “I know you hate it when I say this, but …”
- “I’m pregnant … and it’s not yours.”
- “I just want to be honest.”
- “Why are you always late? Where have you been?”
- “I know you’re lying to me.”
- “Don’t forget to call me later.”
- “My period is nine days late.”
- “You look just like my ex-boyfriend!”
- “Let me drive.”
- “I have something important to tell you.”
- “I need to talk to you.”
- “You’re not listening to me.”
- “Why don’t you love me?”
- “We always watch the shows you want to watch.”
- “You’re just not doing it for me.”
- “You never do anything I ask of you.”
- “You just don’t understand.”
- “Does this make me look fat?”
- “Was that all?”
- “Why can’t you be a man?”
Original by: Lauren Gold