36 Words You Should Never Say In Bed

Last week, our Catherine totally skeeved all of us, which I might add is not an easy task, with 20 Words That Gross Us Out More Than “Moist.” Seriously, ew! It’s bad enough to hear a funky word in your day-to-day life, but what about when you’re trying to keep things sexy?

You don’t want to say something icky when you’re naked. That’s why we’ve compiled a list of no-no words for once you’ve said “yes.” Let’s do it, down and dirty with 36 words you should never ever say … in bed!

Source: Lull

1. Daddy (as in “Who’s your …”)
2. Yikes
3. Vag
4. The runs
5. Pimple
6. Anus
7. Pee-pee
8. Sloppy
9. Facebook
10. Oops
11. Examine
12. Monday
13. Taxes
14. Fart
15. Rashy
16. Uh-oh
17. Chunky
18. Growth
19. Just like in jail
20. Peen
21. Gassy
22. Boink
23. Baby-girl
24. Wee, as in little
25. Tushie
26. Chafe
27. Adorable
28. Yack, vomit, Ralph (unless it’s his name), puke
29. Smegma
30. Splooge
31. Removed
32. Ugly
33. Ew
34. Insert ex’s name here
35. Mommy
36. Juices

You got another word you never want to hear in the sack? Eek us out in the comments!

Source: Tochka

Original by Simcha