If you thought the Waxed Off To Look Like A Prepubescent look was the least appealing way to “make over” your vagina … well, honey, you ain’t seen nothing yet! There are oh-so-many ways to shame a woman for not having a “perfect” vagina: dyes, douches, colorants, even vagina mints!
Let’s take a journey across the internet and examine all the ways you can “solve” your vaginal “problems,” shall we?
If your pubic hair is some boring “natural” color:
Did you get ripped off by Mother Nature? Stuck with boring-colored pubic hair, like brown or black? Thanks to pubic hair dye from Betty Beauty, you too can be a “fire crotch” a la Lindsay Lohan if you so choose! Would lilac suit you? Perhaps aqua blue is your color—Betty Beauty calls it “bridal”! Or maybe with Valentine’s Day just around the corner, you’ll want to surprise your dude with pubes in romantic hot pink or red. Never again must you suffer the embarrassment that comes from the carpet matching the drapes. [Betty Beauty]
Original by: Jessica Wakeman