If you’re anything like me and literally all human beings, you get into bed at night with a face full of make-up and are like, “Honestly, fuck it” and then wake up with mascara all over your sheets like an idiot. Sigh. If only there were some awesome natural face wipes for when you’re too lazy to wash your own face, aka every day of your life.
Like, sure, face wipes exist, but most of them have parabens or harsh soaps that might either give you cancer or just make you break out a lot, which is probably one of the reasons it’s easier to just go to sleep with all that shit on your face anyway, even though it’s not recommended by literally anyone.
So in lieu of doing what literally any dermatologist would shake you like a baby for doing, there have to be some natural face wipes that will get all that crap off your face so you can go back to having stress dreams already. Or having like really good, healthy, rewarding dreams where you’re doing OK and fly through space and make out with hot people or something. I don’t know your ideal dreams.
Fortunately for you, here are a few of those rad wipes.
Neal’s Yard Remedies Organic Facial Wipes
These wipes have aloe vera and antioxidant-rich white tea, and they’re made with 100% biodegradable organic cotton, so you can feel less bad about how much waste your creating every single day, if that’s a concern. Which it probably is, you adorable secret hippie.
Promise Organic Argan Creme Facial Towelettes With Calendula
These gorgeous little wipes (wipes sounds weirder the more I type it) have argan oil and calendula in them, which are known to both hydrate, soothe, and soften. Plus, their first ingredient is aloe vera, not water, so boom, hydration plus cleansing. Done. Love it.
Lancer Makeup Removing Wipes
Good for literally any skin type, these oil-free, pH balanced, and biodegradable pre-moistened wipes moisturize as well as they remove make-up and all that shit on your eyes. They also have aloe, cucumber, and marshmallow extracts plus vitamin E, making them really kind of everything you could want in a wipe.
Derma E Hydrating Facial Wipes
These wipes have hydraluronic acid in them, which helps your skin retain moisture, which is ideal when you’re trying to, you know, retain moisture so your face isn’t dry as hell.
Jason Gentle Basics Facial Cleansing Towelettes
These super, super mild facial cleansing towelettes remove everything you want off your skin, while also giving our skin some super soothing Borage Oil. Done. Goodnight.
Avalon Organics Brilliant Balance Purifying Towelettes
Formulated with lavender and prebiotics, these wipes help fight dullness and are really great for sensitive skin, aka your skin, or you probably wouldn’t be reading this.
Acure Clarifying Acne Glycolic & Zinc Towelettes
The glycolic and zinc in these wipes helps boost cell turnover and remove sun damage and clear out pores. They also have willowbark extract, zinc, and licorice root to help heal breakouts and the annoying dark spots they sometimes leave behind. Then, argan oil comes in and provides some great moisture.
Seriously, if this isn’t enough reasons to wash your freaking face (from your own bed, no less!!!) before you go to sleep, I don’t even know what to tell you anymore.
Original by Lane Moore
