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8 Revolting Celeb Sex Tapes & The Ones We Wish We’d Seen Instead

by The Frisky October 8, 2012
by The Frisky October 8, 2012

We did you a favor and watched the Hulk Hogan sex tape so you don’t have to. It is indeed as cringeworthy as it sounds. We’re all contemplating gouging our eyes out. Here are worst things about it: first, that Hulk Hogan is naked. But also, that the alleged woman in the tape is Heather Clem (the ex-wife of his best friend Bubba the Love Sponge who appears to be in the house while all this is happening WHAT?), that Brooke Hogan’s song is the ring tone on his phone and that it rings while he’s in the middle of bizness, that he tells a story about his son’s girlfriend propositioning him for sex, that he keeps referring to himself as a pig because he just ate so much and last but not least, he says “you’re awesome” as he walks out the door. That’s all you really need to know. Never again shall we speak of it.

Final thoughts on the sex tape: why couldn’t it have been Ryan Lochte instead? We would have rather watched him having one of his one-night-stands, screaming out “Jeah!” during orgasm. It hardly ever works that way though, does it?

Click onward for more of the most disturbing sex tapes to ever burn our retinas and the ones we wish we’d seen instead. [DListed]

Contents

  • Screech
  • Tonya Harding
  • Scott Stapp and Kid Rock
  • Verne Troyer
  • R. Kelly
  • Danielle Staub
  • Fred Durst

Screech

Source: ONTD – LiveJournal

We mean, Dustin Diamond. Who would have thought that we would have gotten to see Screech have a threesome with two ladies, Dirty Sanchez included? Vomit.

Preferred Sex Tape: We saw his hot sex scene on “Weeds” and we wouldn’t mind seeing more of Zack Morris, we mean, Mark Paul Gosselaar.

Tonya Harding

Source: ONTD – LiveJournal

Tonya Harding drunk of her ass in a wedding dress. Never again.

Preferred Sex Tape:The Williams’ sisters never took out a  hit man to break anyone’s kneecaps. And we already have a pretty good idea of what they sound like having sex when we watch them play a tennis match. A lot of grunting. Could be entertaining.

Scott Stapp and Kid Rock

Source: thefrisky

Watching Scott Stapp and Kid Rock have a groupie orgy is something we’ll never erase from our consciousness, especially with the memory of Scott’s new face fresh in our heads. We need showers.

Preferred Sex Tape: In our 90’s fantasy, we’d like to replace Scott and Kid with a Rob Thomas and Johnny Rzeznik groupie orgy. Aahhh. Much better.

Verne Troyer

Source: ONTD – LiveJournal

Verne Troyer and his ex-girlfriend Ranae Shrider getting it on is something that cannot be unseen.

Preferred Sex Tape: Peter Dinklage. Obviously.

R. Kelly

Source: ONTD – LiveJournal

Although the court found R. Kelly not guilty of child pornography, the disturbing sex tape, which includes a golden shower with an allegedly underage girl, is all the proof we need.

Preferred Sex Tape: Rob Evans of “ANTM.” With a person of legal age, of course. That recent Cycle 19 photo shoot where he posed half-naked really got us thinking …

Danielle Staub

Source: ONTD – LiveJournal

We were already terrified of former “Real Housewife of New Jersey”Danielle Staub before we saw what the bad, bad plastic surgeon had done to her boobies.

Preferred Sex Tape: Courtney Stodden is 18 now! So her super sexy sensual sex tape should be coming to our internet any day now. We hope she uses a lot of alliteration while fucking!

Fred Durst

Source: ONTD – LiveJournal

His bizkit wasn’t limp or anything, but his O face was Offensive.

Preferred Sex Tape: Since he claims to have taught Nickelback everything they know, let’s see how Chad Kroeger does Avril Lavigne.

Original by: The Frisky

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