I had a good chuckle over Made Man’s list of Things Science Says Women Love. Apparently we are all suckers for homosexual men who look like our dads and don’t smile. Thanks, science! Oh, the image I’m conjuring right now is unsettling. Anyhow … I felt inspired to roundup a few of the things science says men love. Click through to find out what they are.
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1. Red
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A study conducted at the University of Rochester found that men prefer a lady in red. Just like that cheesy ’80s song! Men looked at pictures of women in red and women in green. Sounds very Christmas-y. Men were more drawn to the gals in crimson. “These findings indicate that color not only has aesthetic value but can carry meaning and impact psychological functioning in subtle, important, and provocative ways,” said researchers. Ok! The red dress it ’tis. [Times of India]
2. Chastity
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In a study by HerCampus, one-fifth of all college-aged guys think having had 10 to 20 sexual partners makes a girl a “slut.” Oh no. Not this “number” business again. I’m sure the other four-fifths of the college boys were just excited to be getting laid. But the results of the study weren’t all bad. Over 30 percent of the guys polled said a “number” doesn’t not make a girl a “slut.” We congratulate those enlightened co-eds. [HerCampus.com]
3. Cuddling
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The Kinsey Institute did a study of 1,009 heterosexual, middle-aged couples in long-term committed relationships and found that the men who were happiest in their relationships were the ones that cuddled the most. So there you have it. A cuddle a day keeps the divorce lawyers away. Men around the world just screamed when they read that sentence. But seriously, guys. If science recommends it … let’s cuddle!!! [Time]
4. Boobs
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Wait for this one. Are you sitting down? OK. Researchers from New Zealand’s University of Wellington found that men LOVE looking at boobs. And they don’t just LOVE looking at boobs. About half of the men in the study were found to look at boobs before they looked at faces. Also discovered: Most men will look at boobs longer than any other body part. The good news here is that breast size didn’t matter one fig to these men. As long as you have boobs, they’ll be looking. [Your Tango]
5. Sexy News Anchors
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Two studies out of Indiana University found that when men watch sexually attractive female news anchors, they are less likely to remember the news. “Men’s cognitive mechanisms favored visual over verbal processing,” the study concluded. This may make it very difficult for your dude to stay informed on current events. Best switch him to news radio. [Miller-McCune]
6. Jerking Off
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The 2019 National Survey of Sexual Health and Behavior made a startling discovery about teenage boys: They love to masturbate. From the 800 teenagers, ages 14 to 17, polled, researchers found that teen boys jerk off more than teen girls masturbate, and teen boys start jerking off earlier than teen girls do. Absolutely shocking stuff. [U.S. News & World Reports]