Author: Billy Antonio

Cash & Coupling: Why Marrying For Money Isn’t A Totally Bad Idea

Out in paperback now: the book Smart Girls Marry Money: How Women Have Been Duped Into the Romantic Dream—And How They’re Paying For It, by Elizabeth Ford and Daniela Drake. Forget for a moment that they annoyingly refer to grown women as “girls” in their title and check out their thesis: because, for a variety […]

17 Times the Internet Totally Summed Up Millennial Dating

Dating in 2017 is really hard—but luckily, we’re all in it togehter. Here’s some proof that it’s not just you. At the end of the day, all of us millennials are just looking for someone to call our own—and tag in tons of memes…   1. Our ultimate romantic gesture   2. Our crippling social anxiety […]

Macy Grey Wrote A Love Song To Her Vibrator

Macy Grey loves the shit out of her vibrator. She loves her vibrator soooo much that she wrote this charming little ditty about it, just so the whole world could understand the depths of her passion. It’s not bad, actually. It’s a catchy song! It features vibrators dancing in harmony with batteries. It’s a nice […]

Ex Gets Revenge Via Meme

What’s a clever way of getting back at an ex in the digital age? By sullying his name on Google images. Jack Weppler’s ex-girlfriend took his professional headshot and went to town LOLCats-style, ensuring that a Google Image search for his name, perhaps performed by an interested casting director, would yield nothing but the embarrassing […]

Girl On Girl: I Don’t Get The Same-Sex Celebrity Kissing Thing

Over the past few weeks, there have been numerous celebrity girl-on-girl kisses that were very, very public and got a lot of attention. Miley Cyrus got up close and personal with three different women during three different performances in June alone. And during the MTV Movie Awards, Sandra Bullock and Scarlett Johansson awkwardly locked lips. […]

This Week In Style: Moncler Boss Accused Of Stealing Salvador Dali Painting

Well, that’s one way to get fired: Phivos Lampros Istavrioglou (what a name), the head of international relations at French fashion brand Moncler, has been accused of one major art heist. He was arrested at JFK airport for the theft of ‘Cartel Des Don Juan Tenorio 1949,’ a $150,000 Salvador Dali painting (shown), from an […]