“My perfect date night: I pick you up. In my Kia Sorrento. You get in. There’s candles in the car. You go, ‘…Is that dangerous?’ and I go, ‘Yes—but I like danger.’
We go to your favorite restaurant, and we have a fantastic meal. We come outside and we see my car’s on fire. You go, ‘Aziz, your car’s on fire. Aren’t you upset?’ I pull out a bag of marshmallows and I go, ‘No. I knew this was gonna happen.’
And then I kiss you. In front of my burning car.”
– Aziz Ansari, aka Tom Haverford on “Parks & Recreation,” describes his perfect date to People. Not even going to try and add a funny kicker to this post. [People]
Original by: Amelia McDonell-Parry @xoamelia
