Category: News

Video Of Devastated Little Girl Shows How We Will All Feel When Obama Leaves Office

Girl. You are not alone! You are not alone. Caprina Harris captured a video of her granddaughter learning about Obama’s eventual departure from The White House as well as the rules of Presidential term limits. The child’s reaction is basically how we all feel right now tbh. Harris asks her: “Tell me why you’re crying.” […]

Here’s The Fanciest Dog In The Entire World

Here is C.J., a 3- year old German short-haired pointer. Congratulate him, for he won the coveted title of Best in Show at last night’s Westminster Dog show. Look how majestic he is. His real name is GCH Vjk-Myst Garbonita’s California Journey which, if you stare at it for long enough, is a collection of words that […]

Black Lives Matter Activist DeRay Mckesson Joins Baltimore Mayoral Race

A civil rights activist who has gained prominence in the Black Lives Matter movement is now throwing his hat in the ring for the mayorship of Baltimore. DeRay Mckesson, 30, the 13th and last candidate in the Democratic primary, filed right before the deadline in what the Baltimore Sun labels “a surprise move.” The Baltimore […]

Cleveland Filed A $500 Claim Against Tamir Rice’s Parents For EMS Bills, Because That’s How Our Crap System Works

This past November, Cleveland Police Officer Timothy Loehmann jumped out of his car and fatally shot twelve-year-old Tamir Rice, who was playing in the park with a toy gun. He and his partner Frank Garmback then tackled his 14-year-old sister who was coming to the boy’s aid, handcuffed her and put her in their vehicle, […]

The Girl Scouts Got Bumped For A Beyoncé Concert A Levi Stadium

Last week the Fan Francisco 49ers cancelled a planned sleepover for the Girl Scouts, which was initially the prize for the top cookie-sellers in northern California. After the cancellation was reported and the public was not pleased, the team offered to reschedule and pay for the event, San Jose Mercury News reported. Initially the vague reason […]

Missing Cat Found Much Fatter, Happier In Gourmet Food Factory

When the two-year-old cat Clive disappeared from his owner’s home back in 2014, owners Tanya and Jonathan Irons immediately put up posters around the neighborhood, posted about it on Facebook and did everything in their power to find Clive. Eventually, they accepted the reality that they’d never see him again. Little did they know Clive was […]