Forget Bush, American Apparel Experiments With Exposed Butthole (NSFW)

Hi there, American Apparel. I was prepared to defend your bush mannequin and I was responding really positively, as Tim Gunn would say, to your 62-year-old lingerie model. But then you went and posted a thong ad on your Tumblr featuring a peek-a-boo of a perfectly waxed asshole riding a bicycle, or as a commenter called it, “sidehole.” While the model’s butthole looks quite pristine (see the NSFW version after the jump), it’s just too much. I cannot. Thoughts?

Original by Ami Angelowicz