Dudes, who do you think you’re foolin’? I know when I’ve unwittingly been cast in your personal porno fantasy, in which you’re Manuel Ferrara and I’m that chick who won’t be able to stop coming because you’re just that amazing. HA! Look, while I’m personally game to find sexual inspiration from porn, the downside is that it’s not often all that realistic about female pleasure. Plus, sometimes it’s a little too obvious that your bedroom playbook came straight out of James Deen’s greatest hits, causing me to wonder if you’re actually being yourself when you’re slapping that dick in my face. So, just incase you think you’ve pulled a fast one on me and many other women I know, here’s a short list of sex moves and expectations we know you’re getting from XTube. (And check out even more here!)
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