I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world … For most of us, “Barbie Girl” was just a catchy pop song in the summer of 1997. But for some truly special individuals women, the Barbie doll lifestyle and the cartoonish femininity it suggests is a dedicated way of life. This here is Valeria Lukyanova, 21, of Russia, a normal-looking, pretty blonde woman … until she pops in blue contact lenses and piles on the makeup, at which point she totally looks like a Barbie doll come alive. Valeria’s wallpapered her Facebook page with pics of herself resembling the Mattel doll and the glassy-eyed vacant look is so severe, some people wonder if she’s even real. Photoshop hoax? “Real girl”? You be the judge. [Daily Mail UK]
Keep clicking to meet some more real-life human Barbie dolls you might chance upon in the Dream House.
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Sarah Burge, Ultimate Barbie Mom
Jenny Lee
America will be damned if the UK and Russia win the Human Barbie wars! Meet Jenny Lee, our very own Human Barbie, who has had dozens of plastic surgeries in an attempt to look like a plastic doll from Mattel. As explained on CelebCosmeticSurgery.com, Jenny Lee has appeared on “Oprah,” “Larry King Live,” “Entertainment Tonight,” and E!‘s “Celebrity Plastic Surgery.” But what hasn’t Jenny Lee been on? “Barbie Fairytopia: Magic of the Rainbow,” “Barbie: A Fashion Fairytale,” “Sing Along With Barbie” … and the list goes on. [CelebCosmeticSurgery.com ]
Anonymous Russian Barbie
This Russian woman’s name is unknown. That’s a shame because she’s got the Barbie doll similarities down pat: white-blonde hair, glossy pink lips, a featherbed of eyelashes, and lots of bubblegum pink outfits. Oh, and that vacant stare. Are you getting the same Paris Hilton vibe that I’m getting? [Izismile via BuzzFeed]
KotaKoti
KotaKoti is a 16-year-old cosplayer — possibly named Dakota in real life, who seems to be an American living in Japan — whose brunette Barbie/anime-esque look has makes her popular on Asian blogs. I’m not sure about Barbie; I get a grown-up “Toddlers & Tiaras” contestant vibe from her. [Oddity Central, KotaKoti]
Heidi Montag (2.0)
The reality TV show “The Hills” was never particularly “real.” But Heidi Montag did her darnedest to make it as “unreal” as possible when she went for the Human Barbie doll gold. One day Heidi was a cute blonde. The next day, her new body was on the cover of People magazine under the headline “Addicted To Plastic Surgery: 10 Procedures In 1 Day.” What was the then-23-year-old thinking? Kate theorized at the time that Heidi was trying to look like “a blond Jessica Rabbit.” I’m still going with “Barbie.”
Paris Hilton, Natch
You didn’t think I would do a slideshow about Human Barbies without Paris Hilton, did you? Puh-leeze. Paris is Barbie personified, from the long blonde hair to the multiple careers (er, “careers”) to the ginormous closet to the pink car. Yes, Paris owns a $200,000 hot pink Bentley Continental GT with monogrammed seats. It’s a nice car, sure. But I used to own the pink Barbie Corvette and it was way hotter. Just sayin’. [People]
Original by: Jessica Wakeman