Men, meet your new guru, and ladies, meet your new hero — Jamie Bell. The actor, who you probably remember best as the lead in “Billy Elliot” and as Evan Rachel Wood’s boyfriend, had a lot to say about cunnilingus when being interviewed by British GQ. Like, couldn’t stop talking about the importance of it. For example, when the magazine asked him for his thoughts on how to impress a woman, he said:
“Buy her flowers? Take her home on the weekend to meet your mother? No. Let’s cut to the primal — be good in the sack. [Slaps thighs] Have an understanding of what’s going on down there and have fun, awesome sex.”
Then later on, when asked about a skill every guy should possess, he didn’t suggest being able to grill a good steak or change a tire. Nope, he was down to talk about going down — again.
“Skill? You know what I’m going to say. A man should have a good understanding of a vagina. He should be good at oral sex. On a woman. … Making fires and pleasing a woman. In the vaginal area.”
As a woman, I would like to agree. Great advice, Jamie. What are you doing later? [GQ UK]
Meanwhile, here are eight other celebs talking about oral sex.
So, Justin Long loves cunnilingus. Of his recent part as an anti-feminist anti-p***yeater in Neil LaBute’s “Filthy Talk for Troubled Times,” Justin said, “There were parts about certain … well, acts that men supposedly don’t like performing on women that I have very strong feelings against. I would very much argue the opposite.” That’s right, Justin. Shout it out! You’re a loud and proud friend of vaj. [Huffington Post]
We were not really shocked to find out that Adam Lambert isn’t a fan of going downtown on the ladies. He recounted his oral experience in Out magazine. “It was a little gross because I don’t think she was as clean as she could’ve been. It wasn’t the act of it that really turned me off. I don’t really remember. I was 18 and I was drunk.” Yep. Sounds awful.
Sharon Stone‘s basic instinct about oral sex is that it’s a wonderful “get out of intercourse free” card. “Young people talk to me about what to do if they’re being pressed for sex? I tell them: oral sex is a hundred times safer than vaginal or anal sex … If you’re in a situation where you cannot get out of sex, offer a blow job. I’m not embarrassed to tell them.”
Gabrielle Union prefers oral from dudes over flowers any day. “If it’s a choice between a man who gives flowers and a man who enjoys giving oral, most women would take the oral. And it’s free. Oral sex is recession-proof,” she explained. [The Hollywood Gossip]
John Mayer, our favorite sexual oversharer, admitted to Perez Hilton that has in fact had a penis in his mouth.
Adrianne Curry thinks that oral sex is a lot like breast feeding. “Breast feeding in public? Some say it’s OK cause it’s natural … but so is eating p***y, but I don’t see every1 doing that,” she Tweeted. [Cafe Mom]
Kendra Wilkinson thinks that a strong neck is the key to giving great head. In her illicit workout video she shares tips on how to strengthen your neck. “I think we should start warming up our neck. We’re about to get down and dirty. It’s also good for [oral sex] and everything.”
Paris Hilton proudly announced that she is too good to give blowies on Kathy Griffin’s My Life on the D-List. “I never do that. My mom always taught me, ‘Only ugly girls need to go down on their knees and do things like that.’” Raise your hand if you remember when Paris gave a BJ on a sex tape. Oh look at that. All hands raised. Nice try, Paris.