Join Me In Forcing America’s Men To Watch This Key & Peele Skit About Oral Sex Tips (NSFW)

1. Quit sucking on that clitoris so hard.
2. Vaginas are like snowflakes. Ask your bitch what she wants, then do what she says.
3. Make the alphabet with your tongue …
4. … and when she grabs your hair like she’s going to pull it off, stick with that letter.
5. Vaginas deserve respect.
6. Every bitch’s flap is different. Learn your bitch’s particular flap.
7. Plan your breathing like your swimming: stroke, stroke, breathe, stroke, stroke, breathe.

Yeah, what Key and Peele said. Fuck all the other sex ed in America.

Original by: Jessica Wakeman