Well, this is one way to turn a career around… Lindsay Lohan, who hasn’t had a starring role in a movie since 2007, has agreed to strip down for Playboy in exchange for a reported just under $1 million. Apparently, the deal has been in the works for months, with Lindz eventually agreeing to show off her ginger bush once Hugh Hefner and Co. got close to her asking price. (She apparently scoffed at their initial offer of $750K — as if!).

Now, I don’t actually know that Lindsay will go completely bottomless (or that she actually has any bush left, as the prepubescent look is still all the rage!) as some celebs who pose for the nudie mag keep their spreads tame in comparison to the no-name centerfolds. All that being said, $1 million bucks is a lot for Hef to spend on just some titties, so, you know, if you’ve been dying to see what LiLo’s fire crotch is made of, this is probably as close as you’ll get.

[TMZ]