Love The One You’re With: Celebrity Sex Dolls

Ah, to be famous. All that caviar. The damned paparazzi! You spend your days wandering around in a mansion, wondering what the true meaning of life is. If only we, the plebes, could be so lucky. Of course, celebrity does have a dark side! It’s not all cupcakes, rainbows, and baths in hundred dollar bills!

Sometimes, unfortunate photographs of you sunbathing naked in Barbados wind up on the internet. Perhaps you really didn’t want to have people videotaping that late-night trip you took to the drugstore for tampons. And then, for a not so lucky few, you just might find out that, gasp, you’ve been turned into a celebrity sex doll.

1. Miley Cyrus

Like Miley Cyrus, for example. The “Hannah Montana” star, has been immortalized in the form of a “Finally Miley” sex doll (although we’ve seen another version of the doll’s packaging that says “Finally Mylie”), complete with “three achy love holes.” So. Wrong. Even more disturbing? This love doll sold out in less than 48 hours. What a world we live in. [NY Daily News]

Mon dieu! What’s a celeb to do? Hope it’s a decent replica, for chrissake. Check out some other infamous celebrity sex dolls.

2. Sarah Palin

Sarah Palin Sex Doll

3. Jennifer Lopez Sex Doll

4. Sarah Jessica Parker Sex Doll

5. Tori Spelling Sex Doll

6. Beyonce Sex Doll

7. Jessica Alba Sex Doll

8. Lindsay Lohan Sex Doll

9. Christina Aguilera Sex Doll

10. Pamelia Anderson Sex Doll

11. Jessica Simpson Sex Doll

12. Paris Hilton Sex Doll