PornHub is making a foray into the wide world of high-tech sex toys with the Twerking Butt. It is exactly as it sounds — a peach colored butt, dressed in a black thong, with an opening for your vienna sausage, that twerks. Oh? Let’s find out more.
The butt itself is, from what we can tell, basically a Fleshlight with a butt built around it. The twerking action is user-controlled, via an app called TwerkingButt. The app allows you to control the rhythm and pace of the twerk, synching it up to music or whatever suits your fancy. The butt is even heated to a nice and toasty 98.6 degrees, so that it feels juuuust as good as sticking your dong into an actual vagina.
Is this the future of sex toys? Are we moving away from your standard dildos and vibrators and Hitatchi Magic Wands, and headed straight for a strange uncanny valley full of robotic RealDolls and endless rows of Twerking Butts, all jiggling in harmony? Will the technology eventually lap the experience of human sex, making it so that boning is reduced to a single, solitary act, where the heights of your sexual pleasure are only as good as the toys you’re using? This is, of course, an apocalyptic view of human sexuality, but hey, it just might come true. You never know.
If you have a spare $499 (!!) lying around and want to surprise the person with a penis in your life with a Cyberskin-clad replica of a real, live ass, head on over to PornHub and prosper.
[h/t Mic]Original by: Megan Reynolds
